Smartt Takes '24: A Candidate by Candidate by Candidate Breakdown

You'll never have to read another article about these people again. You're welcome. :)

Welcome to Smartt Takes ‘24! 

File this bad boy away as your comprehensive guide to the 2024 R candidates that you’ll refer to time and time again. Promise the other issues won’t be even half this long! :) Also, I decided there are way too many Rs to include the Ds; however, rest assured, that list is coming soon. Alright, let’s hit it! 

Doug Burgum (R-ND)- Leo (☉) Gemini (☽)

Political Analysis

A week after Burgum announced his "long-shot" bid, a national favorability poll indicated that, while respondents had the least unfavorable view of Burgum (compared to his counterparts), 90% of them felt like they didn’t know enough to make an assessment of the gov. Smartt Takes included.

Thus, in an attempt to help satisfy debate criteria, Burgum began paying people to donate to his campaign. Indeed, the first 50,000 people who donated $1 to the Burgum received a $20 "Biden Relief" card.